So, I’ve been writing: “A Lannister always pays his debts” on my calculus quizzes, and this is how my teacher responded.
Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.
A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.
Neftlix that is not what is happening in this scene
Netflix is there something you want to tell me
today i ordered coffee under the name “stannis” and i shit you not the barista called out “i have a regular caramel latte for the one true king of westeros”
It’s GAME OF THRONES TIME! And also a great excuse to link this article: STANNIS BARATHEON, THE INTERNET’S ONE TRUE KING OF WESTEROS