Who the fuck would choose Westeros?
That’s like signing your own death sentence.
Pass on all of them, hook me up to a PASIV please! :)
Anonymous said: Hi! I'm looking for an inception fic, (and I sort of think you wrote it but I'm not sure?) and it seems like you are The Person who might know. Eames dissapears, Arthur freaks, Cobb says "who??" when Arthur asks him for help and then dismisses the comment as a bad joke but it is still a CREEPY moment and a CREEPY atmosphere and then Arthur is kind of spiralling and finds a note from Eames in his own handwriting. ETC. I love that fic. This is killin' me. Please help.
AND EAMES PROBABLY KNOWS IT, TOO, THAT BASTARD
Anonymous said: That gif set and your 'Arthur's life is so hard' rant is the best! THE ABSOLUTE BEST! You need to write ficlet/drabble for every single gif set or selfie photos of Tom Hardy forever. Never let this magic die down. Please do one on that selfie he took with bulldog puppy yummmm
Hahaha well look dude I have a whole tag for this shit because a universe in which Arthur is not constantly being confronted with Eames’ sleezy hotness and ethereal beauty and competence and unexpected fashion sense and BAMFery and even more unexpected loyalty and brilliance and ughhhhhhh all that other stuff is not a universe in which I want to exist
but i’m not going near the bulldog pics because let’s face it the only bulldog is Jay Z
The thing I love about put-upon Arthur is that so often in early inception fandom (and sometimes in current inception fandom but it was *especially* bad in the beginning) there was this really skeevy fanon that Eames basically harassed Arthur til he wore him down and Arthur gave in and said yes to whatever Eames wanted. But it’s so much more hilarious and, you know, not actually a perpetuation of rape culture, if Arthur is just continually put-upon not because of anything Eames is actually doing to harass him, but because Eames is so unfairly hot. Seriously how is he supposed to work around that. HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO CONCENTRATE. HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO HIS JOB INSTEAD OF WANTING TO TAKE EAMES INTO THE BACK AND BLOW HIM AT ALL TIMES, GOD, IT’S THE ABSOLUTE WORST THING ON EARTH AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS, THEY’RE JUST LIKE “OH, EAMES, HE’S SO ~DREAMY~” NO, NO, DREAMY IS NOT THE WORD FOR IT AT ALL, GODDAMMIT!
so much funnier
I need Tom Hardy again on my blog.
ARTHUR’S LIFE IS SO HARD. HOW IS EAMES NOT THE MOST-WANTED PERSON IN DREAMSHARE, PERIOD. LIKE EVERY JOB PEOPLE ARE JUST LIKE “WE NEED TO HIRE EAMES” AND THEN THEY JUST SIT AROUND STARING AT HIS LIPS WHILE HE PONTIFICATES ON JUNGIAN ARCHETYPES AND ARTHUR IS ALL ‘OH GOOD GRIEF’ BECAUSE IT’S LIKE EAMES IS A CONTAGION THAT EVERYONE ELSE HAS CAUGHT UGH
what is that third gif on the right oh my god i’ve never wanted to shake a gifmaker’s hand so badly