Anonymous said: That gif set and your 'Arthur's life is so hard' rant is the best! THE ABSOLUTE BEST! You need to write ficlet/drabble for every single gif set or selfie photos of Tom Hardy forever. Never let this magic die down. Please do one on that selfie he took with bulldog puppy yummmm
Hahaha well look dude I have a whole tag for this shit because a universe in which Arthur is not constantly being confronted with Eames’ sleezy hotness and ethereal beauty and competence and unexpected fashion sense and BAMFery and even more unexpected loyalty and brilliance and ughhhhhhh all that other stuff is not a universe in which I want to exist
but i’m not going near the bulldog pics because let’s face it the only bulldog is Jay Z
The thing I love about put-upon Arthur is that so often in early inception fandom (and sometimes in current inception fandom but it was *especially* bad in the beginning) there was this really skeevy fanon that Eames basically harassed Arthur til he wore him down and Arthur gave in and said yes to whatever Eames wanted. But it’s so much more hilarious and, you know, not actually a perpetuation of rape culture, if Arthur is just continually put-upon not because of anything Eames is actually doing to harass him, but because Eames is so unfairly hot. Seriously how is he supposed to work around that. HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO CONCENTRATE. HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO HIS JOB INSTEAD OF WANTING TO TAKE EAMES INTO THE BACK AND BLOW HIM AT ALL TIMES, GOD, IT’S THE ABSOLUTE WORST THING ON EARTH AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS, THEY’RE JUST LIKE “OH, EAMES, HE’S SO ~DREAMY~” NO, NO, DREAMY IS NOT THE WORD FOR IT AT ALL, GODDAMMIT!
so much funnier